dad

Gone.

Dad? Where did you go?

by 7568ino February 21, 2024

dads dick syndrome

dads dick syndrome or DDS for short is a term given to a man who has a dick that looks bigger than it really is.

boy1: man did you see Tyler's piece? it is huge!

boy2: nah it's the case of the dads dick syndrome

by skibby1337 January 30, 2024

Dad

Will leave to "get milk"

Kid: "where's dad?"
Mom: "he went to the store to get milk"

by Ifuckedyoursister August 9, 2019

nick’s your dad

You got caught in a lie and needed to work your way out of it.

Oh man, I heard you went to the DMV and forged a signature. Well, nick’s your dad.

by Graitbigliar March 29, 2024

Dad

The guy who leaves for the milk when your 5 :)

Hello dad
Goodbye dad
DADDYYYYY

by My dad left me :D November 23, 2022

dad

gon

dad went to get milk

by dad destroyer September 25, 2019

Cesar Is Dad

Meaning me, Cesario Villa is your daddy. I don't care if you already have one, I am your daddy :)

Cesar is Dad!-Day Cesar is Dad!-Katie Cesar is Dad!-Haydee

by Daddy Josiah January 22, 2021