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Dad:

Son: please come back dad i miss you

by pagenotfound March 30, 2022

dad

he left.

Dad is different than daddy, one loves you

by ava.honahni January 31, 2023

Dad

A sexist and a pedofile

Dad: Son, come here
Son: Ok what is OH NO NOT THE BASEMENT
Dad: Yes, u have done something ILLEGAL U LITTLE SHIT

by Ur mom gay. February 25, 2020

Dad

a piece of shit, feces, fecal matter, garbage, or waste. they normally don't care about your feelings instead care about having a "perfect child" because they are selfish.

fuck off dad no one loves you go fuck a raccoon or something you literal piece of garbage.

by daed meat February 1, 2021

dad wings

The fat that overhangs from the front of your dad’s stomach like two baby’s butt cheeks

Guy at the gym-“Damn, those are some gnarly dad wings!”
Your dad- “Yeah, I gotta do some aerobics to burn it off”

by TheGrandMansa June 8, 2021

Dad

1) A person who makes terrible jokes.

2) A person who always leaves halfway through something.

Person 1: Knock knock
You: Fuck off dad.

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Person 1: We were playing CS:GO and he left halfway through the match.

You: Like my dad.

by ShadyDefinitions September 30, 2018

stray dads

Butt fuckers

Nice Stray Dads bitch

by The fuvkkkjj December 19, 2016