Wallpaper Dad

A father who likes licking the white powder off of the wallpaper.

Person 1: Hey, can I come over to your house?
Person 2: No, I need to take my wallpaper dad to the hospital.

by DashiellShatter May 30, 2023

dad

someone who left me when i was 2

dad if ur seeing this, come back pls. i ran out of titty milk

by zendeiie April 29, 2021

My Dad

lazy, slow, loud, and likes to take my spot on the couch

Hey Evan, stop acting like my dad, it's darn annoying.

by minecraftveteran August 1, 2020

dad

a drunk fuck that left me

my dad is a drunk fuck

by v.sn, July 13, 2020

dad

something a black man doesn't have

my dad ran away when i was born

by fat muffin October 7, 2019

Dad

A dad is somthing you do not have, so it is no shock you are here looking for a definiton

"I Fucked his Dad"

by Bolllocks May 9, 2024

Dad g

A fucking drip legend who once seen is recognised as a drip Legendé

Person 1: bro man i need hel...
Person 2: bro bro bro dont worry Dad g has it covered.

by 1TrueKingOfDublin December 11, 2020