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Baby Johnson

AKA "Baby J," this is a name used to refer to someone who is weak or scared. This name was derived from the "Johnson's" line of baby shampoo products.
"Come on man just ask her out already. Quit being a Baby Johnson."
by Chase Cheffe February 23, 2009
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baby ruth

A poo found floating in the swimming pool. From the movie Caddyshack, where a real Baby Ruth bar in the pool was mistaken for fecal matter, causing the pool to be evacuated.
I had a rough day at work today--I had to fish a Baby Ruth out of the pool and kick everyone out for the rest of the day, on one of the hottest days of the summer so far!
by Pacer October 28, 2006
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baby bump

1. The protruding abdominal bump from a woman's stomach when she becomes noticeably pregnant.

2. A shameless shirt marketing campaign to capitalize upon the notification that a woman - usually teenager - has become pregnant.

2a. A shirt with the words "baby bump" in the style of excessive bling indicating the young woman wearing it is probably promiscuous in nature and wishes to inform the community of this social practice.

3. An annoying term used by the media to say someone is pregnant.
1. - "Tracy said she's pregnant, check out that baby bump."

2. - "Gina purchased her new Baby Bump shirt at Wal-Mart"

2a - "There goes Tammy wearing her Baby Bump shirt and I can't say I'm surprised as much as she gets around."
by Jared Anaya February 26, 2008
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baby momma

a bitch that you get knocked up on accident but now you gotta deal with because she got your baby
Mark just found out that he got his ex knocked up in 7th grade and now hes a junior in high school and now he got two kids that he just learned about and a bitch for a baby momma
by LilAlexis April 14, 2006
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Baby Maker

This is a cocktail... It includes expired yogourt, Pinacalada, vodka and some milk. This is all mixxed and then put into a condom where the person taking the drink stretches the condom out and drinks everything in it. This is part of the shame shot series. See also the Hairy Cocktail
Chris lost a drinking game and had to drink the absoloutely disgusting baby maker.
Chris : - "It taste like rat vomit"
by EdinieDePoPo June 21, 2011
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Baby Gap

When you insert your male organ in between a female's pregnant stomach and breasts and thrust repeatedly. Results intensify as the pregnancy gets further along.
Dude, I totally Baby Gapped some pregnant bitch I met at the mall today.
by Matthew Donilly June 2, 2008
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baby slut

a young girl//guy who is a slut. they're usually freshman thinking that they're cool, when really they're just doing it for attention & to get with the hottest girl//guy in school
Dan: oh my God! did you just see those baby sluts back there!
Jeff: yeahhh! lets go see if they'll give us head!
by iltn June 12, 2009
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