Cut to Commercial Break

When you screw something up so badly in front of so many people, that you wish you were being pre-recorded on TV so you could ask the technical staff to literally "cut to commercial break." The cut to commercial break indicates that you have achieved an Xbox like screw up. If you were in a video game, the achievement "Worst thing you've done this year" would indicate below you on screen.

I had a savage, throbbing boner during my job interview yesterday. When I stood up, it kinked in my pants like a broken candy bar and I know the hiring manager saw it. I really wished I could have cut to commercial break. I could hear him telling his buddy I must be "fun sized" on the way out of the lobby.

by CPT Ron July 20, 2020

break some green

Smoke some pot

Yo, I've been working all day and now it's time to break some green

by teacherjohn June 25, 2017

meat breaks

Beans Beans of a cat. His or her paws.

"Rub her meat breaks, she likes it!"

by Slinkyspy March 15, 2020

Buck Breaking Flag

A gay pride flag with a brown line triangle on it. Representing the inclusion of blacks being sodomized,

That slaver got left-progressive one day and put up a pride flag in his honor. The Buck Breaking Flag.

by pornstitute July 27, 2024

Glitch-step-Orchestral-break-Techno

The genre the song Clutterfunk by Waterflame is, made as what WF says best, "a damn clutter."

Person 1: hey dude, have you made this new genre called "glitch-step-orchestral-break-techno"?
Person 2: what the fuck are you talking about

by HistericalYT June 14, 2024

Fake it until you break it

when you are able to believe deeply in what you say, that you influence with facts the fabric of the universe, and it starts popping up, you need to find reliable witnesses in order to influence thier reality so your influence becomes hegemonically dominant, resulting in a change of reality....

Karen: Leave or else
Normal person: Why, shall i leave?
Karen 2: (bypasser) Leave or we will make you leave!

Karen: Yeah we will!
Normal person: But you still haven´t told me why?
A whole bunch of Karens that just suddenly appeared: Let´s make him leave!
Normal person: Okay, Okay i will leave
Normal person leaves thinking...."those freaks can really "fake it until you break it" Fuck my life!

by brainmuscleai November 27, 2023

rubber balloon break

When a girl is doing the hanky panky and the condom breaks

That girl is taking a rubber balloon break

There’s a party in my tummy so yummy so yummy

by Justaperson0329 August 13, 2023