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angry bird paralysis

the condition that occurs following extended time spent playing angry birds while using the toilet that results in the loss of regular leg function due to numbness...may also cause ring around the ass. (a relative of the "crippler shit" that also causes leg numbness due to long bowel movements)
Dave went into the restroom and saw me lying on the floor of the handicap stall next to my cell phone. He said "what the hell is wrong with you?" I said "I just beat 14 levels of angry birds.....I CAN'T WALK, I got ANGRY BIRD PARALYSIS!!!"
by robharry October 23, 2011
mugGet the angry bird paralysismug.

to fly a giant bird

Literally, to do drugs

Comes from the video "The Wierd World of LSD (1967)"
tinyurl.com/392flv
"Dude, do you want to fly a giant bird with me this weekend?"
"Hell yeah I do!"
"Man, we're gonna get so toked!"
by The One and Only Emo Emu December 16, 2007
mugGet the to fly a giant birdmug.
A ridiculous situation which is very annoying

There is a large queue at the bar, fuck that for a box of birds, we are going somewhere else
There is a large queue at the bar, fuck that for a box of birds, we are going somewhere else
by Hof500 January 22, 2021
mugGet the Fuck that for a box of birdsmug.

Mexican bird bath

When you quickly rinse yourself with water.
Jenna gave herself a Mexican bird bath from my water bottle during the festival weekend.
by PennywiseDancingClown September 15, 2017
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human bird house

where They put a stick between there legs and bend over and let birds go into there ass
Wow that girl is into being a human bird house
by The tricycle May 8, 2018
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The Big Silver Bird

The sexual act of sitting your partner in a high chair with a bib on, pulling your scrotum out flat either side of your erection like wings, and flying the "aeroplane" into their mouth
Dude the misso was being a sook the other night so i gave her the big silver bird

Hahah really?

Yeah man, noises and all. Was a pretty rough landing though
by H4949 June 1, 2016
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bite my bird

Just another way to say "suck my dick", originated from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia.
"Hey man your shirt looks fuckin gay"

"Bite my bird dude"
by barbra Streisand June 5, 2016
mugGet the bite my birdmug.

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