alex oxlade-chamberlain

English footballer, plays for Arsenal and the English national team. He is from half Jamaican descent.
He is the luckiest guy in the world since he is dating Perrie Edwards from Little Mix.

Person one: Have you seen Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain' s goal?
Person two: Perrie Edwards? Yeah man, she's everyone's goal.

by PrincessPezz July 14, 2017

get Alex Jonesed

When someone loses access to their accounts on multiple online services, as punishment for violating no rules on one of the services, as though by conspiracy.

"Mister Metokur's Facebook page is down?"
"Yeah, after he got his second YouTube strike, they counted it as three strikes, and then he started to get Alex Jonesed."

by DiscoKrakken August 28, 2018

Sir Alex Ferguson

The greatest manager of all time, leading Manchester United to so many trophies, he was knighted a sir.

Fuck Man United, but Sir Alex Ferguson has won them the Champions League again.

by thegreatwallis June 4, 2016

Alex from Target

Alex from Target is a hardcore pimp who recently gained fame as an Instagram sensation for reasons beyond the comprehension of any sane person.

Alex from Target bagged my bags when no one else would.

by 2talltman November 2, 2014

Alex has a vagina

When a person you know, whose name is Alex, acts as a girl. You can shout "Alex has a vagina" in public places such as kebab shops and pizzerias after nights-out in order to let the world know.

Hey guys, did you know that Alex has a vagina?

Alex has a vagina sang by at least 5 people

by Huyarich June 24, 2016

Alex From Target

A poor kid from Target who's picture has been taken by retarded teenage girls just to masturbate to

"I masturbated to Alex From Target last night!"

by I can't think of one November 10, 2014

Alex is doing this shit

One of keemstars enemys. Alex is a gud black guy who gets a lot of hate for no reason. Keemstar’s voice sounds like Moose orgasm. Keemstar should stop reporting the news and anal himself to death with a garden gnome 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿

Keemstar: “ALEX IS DOING THIS SHIT, CAUSE HE IS A FUCKING NIGGER!”
*8 years later*
Keemstar: “WHY AM I STILL GETTING HATE!?!?”

by ☣SUPA THICC BOIZ☣ July 15, 2018