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Cookies n apple juice

When you pee and poop at the same time the cookie part stands for poop and the apple juice stands for pee.
I just took a huge cookies n apple juice
by ~The info bot~ July 15, 2009
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baby arm holding a gala apple

Large flaccid penis with a oversized head, likely disease ridden. Usually found on skinny black males with a psychiatric problem.
Did you see that baby arm holding a gala Apple running down highway 54?!
by Mister R September 14, 2017
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plant it like a fucking apple tree

when you pop an ollie or something and make a perfect landing
"i pop it and BAM! i plant it, i plant it like a fucking apple tree"
by jacobthreethreethree March 16, 2009
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refers to a father/mother and son/daughter not being different from one another or being identical in their actions, behaviors, etc.
Dad gets caught stealing in his teen years and then his son gets caught stealing as a teen.

The mother might look at the father and say, "The apple doesn't fall far from the tree."
by Lilhunter0308 April 9, 2011
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I was born on a pirate ship with a bunch of apples

If you say this with your mouth stretched horizontally apart using your fingers and your tongue sticking out, it will sound like you are proclaiming that you were born on a pile of shit with a bunch of assholes.

While this existed long before Barenaked Ladies, they reference this action on the cover of their album, "Born On A Pirate Ship". The kid on the cover is saying it.
Jokester kid, with tongue out and mouth stretched: I was born on a pirate ship with a bunch of apples
Younger kid: HAHAHAHAHAHA
by BujuArena October 10, 2018
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How do you like them apples?

Something you say to someone when you have completely owned them
Gordon: Man, I just lost that crash bandicoot racing game to you AGAIN!
Sam: That's right! How do you like THEM apples?!
by The Ws Crew January 5, 2009
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