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peter-nerf

A poopy head, not a nice person..someone who is sassy to his or her parents or guardians.
WoW!!!! i can not believe you called your mom a moron and then didnt take out the trash! your such a peter-nerf
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An admission that one is going to die soon, usually from a terminal illness or dangerous situation.

A reference to the Christian angel St. Peter, who guards the Gates of Heaven and determines whether one goes to Heaven or Hell. St. Peter calling your name would imply that it is your turn to be judged, which means you must be dead. Thus, admitting that he is “calling your name” makes it seem that a nearing death is inevitable.
Mom,

Thanks for being the greatest mother ever. I would love to tell you in person, but it seems that St. Peter’s calling my name. I wish this could’ve happened differently, but there’s nothing we can do about it now.

Love,
John
by SouthernScout January 12, 2023
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River Peter

When your peter shrinks in size, due to getting wet by water.
We went rafting and we all got river peter
by littleroger February 3, 2025
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Peter

Always thinks his hair is good but needs a better barber who isn't cross eyed.

Always fasting so cost of ownership is low. But does love to take his t-shirt off at events even those formal corporate events.

If you are in his eye of affection prepare to spend every moment with him like it or not.
Hey Peter, put your shirt back on it's a fucking funeral party.
by Topless peter November 24, 2021
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Peter colantuono

A fat redneck that likes to kiss his dads beard and has a sexual relationship with his daddy. And likes to anall his sister and his dogs
Peter Colantuono fat daddy yelled at peter and peter was so mad because he couldn’t have any more beard.
by Peter gay October 8, 2019
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Pull an uncle Peter

When you ejaculate into food and gain sexual gratification from doing so
Last night Alexanded said that he was going to pull an uncle peter
by Ass cracker 56 January 4, 2024
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peter

The guy who happens to work at every single factory in the world and manages to violate company regulations every time.
by what kinda name is soap April 7, 2023
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