a person that embodies the word 'ridiculous.' used to express that said person is undeserving of further attention. usually the response to a weak ass comment.
"girl, that lil white boy ova there is fine ass hell!"
"dysa, you are ridiculousness on a stick! go'on somewhere!"
"dysa, you are ridiculousness on a stick! go'on somewhere!"
by b mad January 22, 2009
by BillFromWalmart November 16, 2017
The act or instance of jerking off immediately after eating Doritos, without licking the cheese of your fingers first
After playing Call of Duty for 48 hours straight, I had a bag of Doritos, performed the Mozzarella Stick, and washed myself with mountain dew.
by False_Prince January 26, 2015
an important tool finely crafted from hardwood as a last line of defense againt grizzley bear attacks. to create a bear stick go camping with a bestfriend and talk about bears until both of you are scared shitless for no good reason. then find a stick about the thickness of chuck norris' dick or 4" in diameter. continue to tell scary stories around a fire designed to keep bears and mountain lions away while taking turns to sharpen the end of the skinny side of the stick. a full beard and a lot of vodka is a crucial part of creating the perfect bear stick. if and when the bear stick is complete and you are attacked and have wasted all large knives and rocks by throwing them in a frenzy allow the bear to charge at you and at the last second when it lunges to eat your face securely slam the blunt end of the bear stick into the ground and aim the sharp end at the bears chest. the bear will fall on the stick and die and then the bear stick can then be used to cook the bear rotisserie style over the fire created earlier.
by baerhunter April 16, 2011
a ciggarette or marijauna ciggarette
by HeshSkaterBraw December 07, 2009
When a sock has been so semen starched from repeated use as a jackrag that it can be used as a hockey stick.
by BigswinginD April 01, 2018