bass hand

When your hand gets scraped up and raw after lipping spotted, smallmouth, and sometimes largemouth bass all day. A good fishing trip usually has a good bass hand the day after.

What a lunker! I bet she gave you one hell of a bass hand!

by jackalope1991 May 13, 2008

Wanking hand

The hand that someone use to wank. After wanking, zero shits given, decides not to wash his hand. This happens not just once, but every time someone wanks. If you realise you are about to shake hands with or get touched by a wanking hand, go away immediately. If you realise after making contact with him, you are scared for life XC

Don't shake his wanking hand or you'll be scarred for life.

by Mr Confident June 22, 2016

Jimmy Hands

When one's hands lose control so as to fondle a woman's breast, with or without clothing.

So you got the jimmy hands, did you creft her too?

by Dukatz June 6, 2011

Hand Banana

A banana for your hand. AKA penis, drive shaft, pickled pepper, tentacle.

"This is not your father's nursing home, keep your hand banana away from the guests."

by Dr. Rob Jones February 10, 2008

talk to the hand

When you lift your hand to stop a perfectly good conversation of mocking somone. "Talk to the Hand" is, has, and always will be stupid stupid stupid. It is done by annoying white girls and oreos. Stupid Stupid Stupid.

Me: Wow so I heard your an idiot
Stupid idiot: Talk to the hand
Me: Wow stupid!

by JOE BLOW June 17, 2004

Big hands

Use by many people to refer to a woman who has kids. Thusly she needs big hands to carry the luggage ( i.e kids and children)

- "man check her out"

- "nah shes got big hands"

- "really?"

-"yea three of them "

by Stonewall92 October 15, 2010

Hands off

When you cum without anyone or anything touching your dick

Her pussy was so good that I came hands off

by DaMan10036 October 16, 2016