Zen Bully

someone who is toxic as hell -- while remaining convinced that they are a really good person.

It's a form of cognitive dissonance. "I'm so Zen, i couldn't possibly be mean!"

Ah yeah, Elaine's a total Zen Bully. She treats people like shit all day but thinks she's mother theresa.

by arrmon September 20, 2022

hoe-zen

Hozen is when you have an established hoe (she knows she is a hoe) and she is in zen mode. which means she is very clear in her life and reality. she knows her place in life. she is happy and comfortable with it. she has with a mind calmness with reality.

clarissa makes her money from many different men and gets all that she wants so that puts her in a hoe-zen state of mind.

by smlame May 3, 2018

you're testing my zen

A Phrased that can be used when somebody is pissing you tf off. Zen is the feeling of being calm and not feeling the urge to punch somebody in the face when there being disrespectful so when your "zen" is being testing that means your struggling to not punch them in the face

random women: "you look like a rat"

me: "bitch you're testing my Zen right now"

by BreKatOwO March 3, 2021

Zen

Zen is the awesomeness. calm, collective, respectful, peace-loving, well-liked and mature person.

Ex. 1: That guy is so zen. He'll go places someday soon.
Ex 2: Good job! You're so zen!

by BagForTheMoney323 January 2, 2024

Zen

Zen is a wonderful person. He is a handsome man especially when he smiles. He is kind in many ways. He is shy but at the same time a very talkative person to people he knew. A very loving person. Zen is always patient, he will wait happily until the day he can finally have something.

Zen is a wonderful person. He is a handsome man especially when he smiles. He is kind in many ways. He is shy but at the same time a very talkative person to people he knew. A very loving person. Zen is always patient, he will wait happily until the day he can finally have something. Meeting and having a Zen in your life will be one of the greatest feelings in the world because he would always want you to be happy and loved. ❤️

by Sugar_Cookie June 8, 2021

Zen Ride

Being the only person riding a roller coaster.

I managed to secure a zen ride on Top Thrill Dragster today!

by QueenieAUbaek July 2, 2023

Zen garden

A calm peaceful box of sand with a rack, and possibly some rocks. It’s calm sensation helps a lo of people with mental issues, but not only those people, it’s to everyone! It’s used a lot in ASMR, because as such, it is asmr.
People tend to make designs on it with all different sizes of rakes.

Person A: “oh! I want a zen garden so bad!”
Person B: “ I am selling some if you want any?”
Person A: “yes , please!”

by P1loxx April 17, 2022