Children Withdrawal

When a pedo hasn't touched a kid in a while

Guy 1: Aw great, Matt Gaetz is spitting out racist bullshit again
Guy 2: Yeah, Children Withdrawal has been hitting him hard recently

by Hoahobecth December 14, 2024

lilli withdrawals

When your boyfriend misses you so much that he starts feeling sick and needs to be with you.. in some cases lillis boyfriends name maybe Ethan

Ethan is feeling very sick and getting lilli withdrawals

by Lillis withdrawals February 15, 2021

Cooties withdrawal

When you receive cooties and your body becomes addicted. The only way to survive is to continue allowing a steady flow of cooties.

"Damn, I've been feeling sick lately." "Bro, you've got cooties withdrawal."

by Picholas February 5, 2018

Sherri Withdrawal Syndrome

This is what happens when the Canoe Girl leaves you hanging and goes to watch a parade.

I couldn't go with her and I got Sherri Withdrawal Syndrome real bad.

by Humpy Gilmore September 26, 2025

party withdrawal

When you haven’t been to a party in a few weeks and are missing that thrill. You’re going through withdrawal symptoms.

“Dude we gotta find a funky this weekend I’m going through party withdrawal”

by kelly_08 March 23, 2022

Kiri withdrawal

The feeling of absence of a friend named kiri when she goes from for the holidays and your apartment is empty.

I am experiencing a kiri withdrawal.

by anonymous December 29, 2021

Gatorade Withdrawals

WHEN YOU NEED THAT FUCKING GATORADE RIGHT NOW OH GOD

OH GOD OH GOD OH FUCK IM HAVING GATORADE WITHDRAWALS

by Garfielddidntkillhimself December 20, 2022