by Bottle eater July 20, 2022
Get the Girby orba winstonmug. he is a nigardly bastard child
by TyronesVienyMEat February 16, 2025
Get the Sir Dexter Winston Himselfmug. A guy whos dick is 3cm long and is so skinny like a stick. He like those girls who try to show off everything. he is smart on the inside but trys to act dumb in real life
girl : is that Winston! i wanna suck his tiny dick. different boy : wanna suck mine? girl : NOO! only winstons dick i wanna suck on!
by oop_ kid April 28, 2021
Get the Winstonmug. He is the best friend you could ever have. He is always there when you need comfort, he supports you no matter what, he always follows when you have crazy ideas and he knows you better than anyone. If you have a girlfriend, he'll definitely steal her from you. He literally IS the standard every girl is searching for. You can recognize a Winston pretty easily because he's all pink, just open your girlfriend's drawer and you'll see him.
Person 1 : "Damn ! I really had a bad day, only Winston can make it better."
Person 2 : "Babe... I'm literally right here."
Person 1 : "Nah, I don't want you."
Person 2 : "Babe... I'm literally right here."
Person 1 : "Nah, I don't want you."
by daryra July 7, 2024
Get the Winstonmug. A region in Alabama full of illiterate dumbass’ who will probably tickle your sack for a half gram of fentanyl.
by Klansman1867 August 13, 2024
Get the Winston Countymug. Winston
Winston is am man who acts like an autistic monkey on steroids that just drank a 12 beers while slowly loosing their sanity to the “wanna break from the ads” saying on repeat. All this happening while he questions life.
Winston is am man who acts like an autistic monkey on steroids that just drank a 12 beers while slowly loosing their sanity to the “wanna break from the ads” saying on repeat. All this happening while he questions life.
by MemesIFoundOnTheInternet March 9, 2023
Get the Winstonmug. Probably paralyzed. Is the product of 2 very weird, polar opposite parents. One is highly inappropriate, and cringe af. Posting pics on the internet wearing panties. Is a black. The other may or may not exhibit racist tendencies. Is a white. The boy in the wheely chair is definitely going to be a biracial. A brown. He l also likes takis, saltine crackers. And is hella mean to any similarly biracial girl humans whose name is likely to be either Iris or Melissa. That girl’s dad is a large, tubby McFat Fuck bastard.
Person 1: “Ooh! Ohh! Do Wesley!”
Person 2: “WAIT! DOES IT SAY PROBABLY PARALYZED?!”
Person 3: “thought to themselves… hold my fucking beer… and typed manifested this nonsense into existence!”
Wesley (Winston, Gerome) On Wesley (Winston, and or gerome.)
Person 2: “WAIT! DOES IT SAY PROBABLY PARALYZED?!”
Person 3: “thought to themselves… hold my fucking beer… and typed manifested this nonsense into existence!”
Wesley (Winston, Gerome) On Wesley (Winston, and or gerome.)
by -B. (The mom of Ris.) September 22, 2023
Get the Wesley (Winston, Gerome)mug.