The window blower I spotted in the alley sure did look like a girl I went to school with. She was really enjoying the cock.
by lalaloveless June 25, 2016
The "Mellinium" edition of windows, which was apparently found in Bill Gates' toilet some unknown morning. It is subject to incessant crashing and freezing, and my scanner doesn't work with it, the stupid thing.
If someone IMs me, Windows ME crashes. If I open a webpage, Windows ME crashes. If the phone rings, Windows ME crashes. If a butterfly lands on a flower in the rainforest, Windows ME crashes.
by Teh Kitteh December 28, 2003
what microsoft sam won't shut up about
by tom123456 November 24, 2007
Variables that windows uses (that you can use too) as shortcuts for files / directories (folders), typed in-between percentage symbols (%).
These are examples of windows variables (windows 7) :
%ALLUSERSPROFILE% -- C:\Program\Data
%APPDATA% -- C:\Users\%username%\AppData\Roaming.
%USERNAME% -- Your user name that you are using.
%CMDCMDLINE% -- C:\Windows\system32\cmd.exe
%COMPUTERNAME% -- Computer name
Of course there are a LOT more, but they are too many to list in here.
%ALLUSERSPROFILE% -- C:\Program\Data
%APPDATA% -- C:\Users\%username%\AppData\Roaming.
%USERNAME% -- Your user name that you are using.
%CMDCMDLINE% -- C:\Windows\system32\cmd.exe
%COMPUTERNAME% -- Computer name
Of course there are a LOT more, but they are too many to list in here.
by Not-underscore April 30, 2020
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by mol3mole April 06, 2004
Microsoft's newest OS (Operating System) that requires you have a computer that is atleast 3 years old and have TPM 2.0 (Trusted Platform Module) built in either your cpu or motherboard.
Friend #1- Hey, are you going to install Windows 11?
Friend #2- I can't because my computer is ass and Microsoft is strict on people with older components
Friend #1- Damn, that's tough
Friend #2- I can't because my computer is ass and Microsoft is strict on people with older components
Friend #1- Damn, that's tough
by ImBoredAsHell July 07, 2021