by ScreamingCircle August 8, 2015
Get the willy wang mug.Originally a book, made into two movies. The most recent one (starring Johnny Depp) is way off, but still pretty awesome and funny. It explains the history of Willy Wonka and has a better ending.
The book was full of imagination, candy, dreams and chocolate. It was missing stomach aches, cavities, and diabetes though.
But in all the movies may just be a selfless promotion for Wonka candy such as nerds, sweet Tarts, etc.
The book was full of imagination, candy, dreams and chocolate. It was missing stomach aches, cavities, and diabetes though.
But in all the movies may just be a selfless promotion for Wonka candy such as nerds, sweet Tarts, etc.
"Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable. But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in many societies." -Willy Wonka (In the new movie 2005)
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by HighKingOfTheEndz August 15, 2018
Get the Willy mug.A dirty little ditty, recited by American school children during the 1970s, especially at summer camps everywhere:
"Um chucka Willy from the Coconut Grove, he was a mean mutha fucka you could tell by his clothes.
He had a black suede jacket and a big hairy ass. His balls were as big as the tits on Mama Cass.
He lined a hundred girls up against the wall and he sweared to the devil that he'd fuck 'em all. On the 98th one he had to stop, cuz a fraction of his balls were about to pop.
He went to the doctor and the doctor said, 'um chucky willy, your balls are dead!'
Written on his grave all pure 'n green, 'Um Chucka Willy was a fuckin' machine.' "
This exists in several similar variations.
"Um chucka Willy from the Coconut Grove, he was a mean mutha fucka you could tell by his clothes.
He had a black suede jacket and a big hairy ass. His balls were as big as the tits on Mama Cass.
He lined a hundred girls up against the wall and he sweared to the devil that he'd fuck 'em all. On the 98th one he had to stop, cuz a fraction of his balls were about to pop.
He went to the doctor and the doctor said, 'um chucky willy, your balls are dead!'
Written on his grave all pure 'n green, 'Um Chucka Willy was a fuckin' machine.' "
This exists in several similar variations.
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