by Real Alpha omega July 10, 2022
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when it's really cold out you start to jack off then you pore cold water on your dick then stick it on a frozen pole then stick a icicle up your ass then pull the icicle out of your ass and rip your dick of the the frosen pull at the same time.
when it's really cold out you start to jack off then you pore cold water on your dick then stick it on a frozen pole then stick a icicle up your ass then pull the icicle out of your ass and rip your dick of the the frosen pull at the same time.
damn! Bruce Willis just gave that guy in Sin City a Bruce Willis.
"man my tongue herts after sticking it to a pole then ripping it off." "You think that's bad, I gave myself a Bruce Willis and it still isn't healed fully but at least the skin grew back." "why would you do that, it's the stupidest thing ever!" "I made $50. you still think I'm stupid?" "yes."
"man my tongue herts after sticking it to a pole then ripping it off." "You think that's bad, I gave myself a Bruce Willis and it still isn't healed fully but at least the skin grew back." "why would you do that, it's the stupidest thing ever!" "I made $50. you still think I'm stupid?" "yes."
by shafty Mick Jonhson April 30, 2006
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Get the willis mug.the shittiest town in Montgomery County just 8 miles north of Conroe, Tx. the second worst town. Mainly due to its shit hole population of trailer trash, illegals, and Blacks (aka: drug dealers). The only true existance we have is 45, and thats it. Theres nothing to do, nothing to see, it would make no difference if it had or name or not.
tim- "hey man where are you going? can i come?"
bob- "sure, im just going to eat shit and listen about other peoples drama."
tim- " fuck that, i hate Willis"
bob- "sure, im just going to eat shit and listen about other peoples drama."
tim- " fuck that, i hate Willis"
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