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Future wifey 

A young woman that still believes in marriage and intends on being someones wife one day.
"Nah she wouldn't sleep around, she respects herself, she's a future wifey."
Future wifey by commander_nic June 12, 2016

Wifi wifey 

A WiFi wifey is your internet bae. Preferably a girl. She's your rod and you really care about her.
You're my WiFi Wifey
And

Listen to wifey WiFi by Nick bean
Wifi wifey by Daymzachary April 5, 2016

wifi wifey 

A girl who provides Wifi. Nick Bean made a song about a Wifi Wifey, called 'Wifi Wifey'
The song goes like this:
'Do you double tap like me? When I'm on the road you can Skype me. I'll follow if you follow me back, your my Wifi Wifey.
wifi wifey by 5quadYouNow=LIFE September 7, 2016

Super Wifey 

A super wifey is a girl who takes the definition of wifey and elevates it to the next level. So smart that she tutors teachers. So sexy she gives people whiplash when she walks down the hall. Every guy wants a super wifey
Guy 1: "Dude, have you met Emily?"
Guy 2: "No."
Guy 1: "You should, she's super wifey material."
Super Wifey by ThatGuy214 December 30, 2011

rezes.wifey 

To have or leaning towards an attraction to the sandman of Hotel Translavaina. This has no known cure as of now but it’s being searched for.
I’m feeling so rezes.wifey right now
rezes.wifey by AcaciabAka May 30, 2021

rezes.wifey 

A loving and caring old man. This word or name is often replaced to show an elder. In Korean we call old people different names but when it is translated to English we use the term provided.
Honey I just got off the phone with rezes.wifey and he told me to gather hentai to watch with you to build our relationship.
Honey rezes.wifey called and hes comming over to play with us.