Cousin Whitey

Powdered coke, or sometimes crank.

"I'm takin' my Cousin Whitey out to the club with us."

by House of Mayhem September 11, 2005

Whitey

AKA "The Submarine" because he's full of Sea Men (semen) Loves sausage dogs and loves a sausage daily. Will do anything for $20, in fact his moto is 20 bucks is 20 bucks.

Whitey loves the sausage.

by Dino80 August 8, 2022

Whitey Marten

A new breed of pine marten whose main food source consists of squirrels.

Is that a whitey marten? ooo oooo

by Pedroia December 17, 2008

Whitey Tighty

A derogatory term, used to refer to whites as "normies", typically by other races mainly African-Americans.
This deals with a hatred of stereotypically white things, like Pumpkin Spice Lattes.

Person 1 (white): Hey you wanna go out for Pumpkin Spice Lattes?
Person 2 (Other Race): You wanna go clap when the plane lands too, don't you Mr Whitey Tighty?

by Leonidas of Alexandria March 4, 2024

Whitey

A brownie that is made with white chocolate.

I can’t ever seem to resist eating a good, thick, moist whitey... every time I do it I keep coming back for more!

by thebronchwhisperer March 8, 2022

whitey

Slang for a lightweight to the drug cannibas. Caused by low blood pressure and loss of pigment too skin. Commonly used by cracker faggots from england.

English Cracker: Steves such a fukin whitey

English Cracker 2: wtf get bak to sukin dik were in england remember!

Steve: Fuk this is shit country im movin to B.C.

by 420hotbox June 6, 2011

not suitable for whitey

In a non racist America, music and cultural concepts that are still unfit for white culture.

Certain types of black rap to me personally are still not suitable for whitey due to its offensive language. Should it 🤔 be abbreviated nsfw as well?

by Sexydimma July 1, 2025