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Wesley

That one kid in your group thats low key kinda sus but you know he's straight. He's way too smart and really full of himself. He always wants to "spill the tea" and probably has a crush on one of the girls he always talks to but he'd never admit it
Bruh Wesley got a 32 on his ACT wtf
by Not 🅱️alden July 16, 2020
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Wesleyan

A prestigious university in Connecticut known for its activist student body and left-leaning political tenor. Often criticized for being precious and single-minded, it gets most of its attention in the New York Times with articles relating to naked dorms and demonstrations. In recent times the school has become known for its Hollywood connections and film student graduates. In general, the school's reputation for protests, piercings and an active LBGT scene occludes its stature as a traditional and well-regarded northeastern university.
Indie Rocker 1: You read the new Dave Eggers book yet?
Indie Rocker 2: No, dude, I've been back at Wesleyan listening to my Ryan Adams albums.
by pmh November 1, 2005
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Wesley Johnson

A basketball player who tore it up at Syracuse, won Big East Player of the Year and is set to make some noise in the NBA. Plays the 2 or the 3, has a sweet J, can jump out of the gym and crashes the boards on both ends. He also smiles a lot and looks like John Legend.
by buffalo333 July 5, 2010
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A Wesley

an obese, obnoxious, socially inept neanderthal who enjoys poaching and irritating everyone around him
When someone is an uninformed d-ck most would say he's being an A Wesley...
by chicoblows March 15, 2010
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Wesley

Goes to disco party in dark
That guy has full glow in dark costume
No that’s just wesley
by Victory royale for Biden January 24, 2021
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Wesley's Sex Life

Wesley's Sex Life is nonexistent.
by FaZe_Burnana December 31, 2021
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Wesley

A man whose penis will make all others feel inferior, and whine is the best at playing snake.
I saw Wesley’s dick while playing snake, it was like it ate 50 apples.
by Dawordfromdahood January 24, 2022
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