pord watcher

to look at porn nonstop with no clothes.
to take off your clothes and create a tunnel with a sweatshirt between your eyes and the computer.

chambers: hey pord watcher!
pord watcher: whats thats supposed to mean?
chambers: it means you are obsessed with porno and watch with your sweatshirt on your face.
pord watcher: fuck!

by brendapat February 22, 2010

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head-watcher

A nosy person.

He's such a head-watcher!

by Givmefweedum July 18, 2023

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weiner watcher

The guy who stands next to you in the urinal and looks at your dong.

Keep you eyes on your own dick, you fucking weiner watcher.

by Onebigpapa July 16, 2014

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candle watcher

Someone who day-trades (stocks, options, forex, indices etc) and watches candles all day to make a living.

Friend: "What does your husband do again?"

Me: "Kavish? Oh, he's a candle watcher! It's not easy to watch candles all day, but someone's gotta do it."

by candle_watcher_wife March 15, 2023

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the watcher

The act of sitting on ones dick and hands before masturbation so that it feels like you are just watching someone else get a hand job.

Last night I gave myself the best watcher ever! Im telling you man doing the watcher, just feels like you are watching someone else get a hand job!

by T0XIC H3RO November 1, 2017

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A person who goes head-on into tornadoes and hurricanes both for the adrenaline rush and to scientifically record wind speed, amount of rain or hail, intensity of lightning, etc. An indisputable help for NOAA and weather forecasters, but considered foolhardy by many people.

It's tornado season and the storm watchers are out there full force.

by pentozali December 24, 2013

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