wakeboarding

ITS NOT A SKI! gawd! the origin of wakeboarding comes from "skurfing" which came from skiing and surfing combined. The style of the boar is closer to surfing and you are positioned more similar to a surfer rather then a skier. But the skiing part comes from the fact that you do have a boat towing you with a rope and handle, and that you have bindings. Wakeboards have many things that affect the board including, fins and whether you have them or not, the rocker (how far off the ground each side comes). The smaller the rocker the better the rider. Same with fins, no fins=difficult but no fins also=better rider. I for one have been wakeboarding since i was 10, and im 15 now.

The lake is glassy, it's a good time for wakeboarding.

by anniethebizitch May 27, 2005

wake gash

someone who hooks up with wake-boarders on a daily basis

Natalie is such wake gash... she got Rusty Trombone last night by Max, and gave Nick a cincinnati bowtie the night proir!

by TSR-MANIA June 10, 2010

wind waker

A pretty good game in the Zelda series, kept from being great by the fact that near the end you have to spend hours looking for thousands of rupees you need to buy stuff from that stupid Tingle.

The most common reason this game is hated, though, is that nintendo took a big risk with the graphics in this game, making them cell shaded.

Person 1-"Hey, I just got Wind Waker the other day."
Person 2-"OMG FAGGOT T3H GRAPHICS SUXXORS"

by Beefcube April 25, 2005

wake'n'bake

to hit a bong or pipe filled pot directly after opening your eyes. usually while still in bed. usually someone else pushes pipe in your face.

i was dead all day from the wake'n'bake this afternoon.

by groupie#1 September 26, 2006

mexican wake-up call

the act of your neighbors' landscapers mowing the lawn at 8am on a Saturday morning.

Dude, I got so wasted last night and on top of that I received a nice mexican wake-up call courtesy of my neighbors.

by muckraker9000 April 8, 2009

wake up and smell the coffin

An admonition to get an idea of the dire hopelessness of the situation.

Your girlfriend told the cops about your heroin stash so wake up and smell the coffin.

by keith hubbell November 6, 2006

wakeman

A virtuosic progressive keyboard player who played for the Strawbs and Yes, most notably. He is a classically trained pianist and is wanted by Kurt Cobain (as stated in Journals) to write the soundtrack for a progressive rock movie.

It would be cool if they made a Rick Wakeman action figure.

by David J. Hernandez May 24, 2005