Pimp Wagon

Any large four door car/van that can hold 5 or more grown adults, Often used for transportation and a mobile place to sleep and/or have sex

Person 1:”Did you see that van roll by with like nine people in it?”
Person 2:”That my friend is a pimp wagon

by TheBreakwater January 1, 2018

Snatch Wagon

Something as disgusting as a wagon full of rotting snatches. The most vile disgusting snatch to ever cross your path

She's a snatch wagon

by EEM78 May 10, 2019

Poli Wagon

An asian import passenger mover usually a toyota wish or isis that can comfortably fit 6 Samoans giving it the nickname "Samoan side loader" or "Tongan Taxi" due to it's rear sliding door

This poli wagon is holding up traffic going 60 in a 100 zone cmmon man

by Hapy55 May 16, 2023

Gouch Wagon

Once your gouch gets sweaty after intense and/or prolonged exersize it becomes extremely bothersome and uncomfortable. One would say they have become tired of dragging their "sweaty gouch wagon around". Not until the gouch area is washed in a cold shower can people continue to tread all over your gouch. - Particularly prevalent with the use of compression shorts.

Tony: Ah my gouch is so sweaty i need to shower!
Jebediah: WELL SOUNDS LIKE YOU WORKED UP A BIT OF A GOUCH WAGON!
Tony: Indeed I did, I can't drag this gouch wagon around with me everywhere

by Extremegouch2000 November 3, 2010

douche wagon

Very similar to a butt wagon, though a bit more oriented toward people who deserve a heavier term than butt wagon. A douche wagon can also safely be called a buttsnoipe, an asshaberdasher, a bunghole, etc.

{Seen on a drone flight video posted on YouTube:

While I was flying the drone, I "heard" a jingle for Bob's Discount Furniture but with altered lyrics.
To wit:

♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics ♪
♪ From your bµñg#Ø£€ to your ṕ€n¡s ♪
♪ Some douche wagon neutralised my socks!!! ♪
{~850ms delay}
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics! ♪

by Telephony January 8, 2021

Wagon Day

Wagon day is an international holiday celebrated on September 30th, 2037. This international holiday was created by our beloved Eret.

"Hey! Who made Wagon Day?"
"Oh that was Eret!"

by TheS0mniac April 20, 2021

cake wagon

for starters a wagon is a phenomenal ass, a cake wagon then equates to a phenomenal ass on a hot chick.

holy shit you see that wagon? yeah that bitch was hot, hell of a cake wagon.

by tmurt April 2, 2009