Job Vulture

Someone who checks out the obituaries in the newspaper, looking for someone who recently died, who worked at a job that the job vulture wants. He then quickly sends in a resume, before the job opening is advertised, avoiding competition from other job-seekers.

Marlene: Wow, we got a resume for Bob's job, and he was just buried yesterday! We haven't even put out an ad yet!
Jan: Looks like a job vulture. I like his efficiency! Get him in here for an interview.

Job Vulture by The Doonster August 3, 2010

soop vulture

The now almost extinct Eastern European vulture, Catharsis Aura Heinziensis, coll. known as the soop vulture from its erst-while habit of appearing unannounced and unwelcome at evening meal-time in small villages and communities in the mountains.
Former habitat and range included Carpathia. Bohemia, present-day Hungary and Transylvania, where they found an uncommon association with the late Count Dracula, eventually manifesting themselves over the centuries into the semblance of servants of this unpopular aristocrat. The sole known survivor of this species, Ignatz Maximilian, resides oftwhiles in the UK as the retainer of HE The Lord S.

Soop Vulture, anthropomorphic vulture retainer of HE The Lord S.

soop vulture by HE The Lord S June 20, 2006

Gay Vulture 

A metro-sexual or straight guy that hangs out with gay guys to hit on their female friends.

That Spencer Pratt is such a Gay Vulture.

Gay Vulture by Jimmy Sway December 1, 2009

Culture Vulture 

Someone who is extremely interested in classical forms of art. Their tastes are considered high brow, possibly to the point of annoyance.

I can't get her to do anything normal for fun, man. She acts like summer blockbusters and video games are beneath her, and only likes the old dead stuff - symphony, opera, museums. She's a total culture vulture.

Culture Vulture by Notbot March 24, 2010

Poon Vulture 

A guy at a party or a bar that is out specifically to get laid and hits on women. He is usually drunk. He doesn’t want a girlfriend, a friend or a relationship- he only wants one thing. So he focuses on one girl who seems like a good target... She is usually an acquaintance or "a friend of a friend," a.k.a. Fresh Meat. He hovers over her trying to impress her with funny stories, insightful ideas and casually mentioning his good qualities. He buys her drinks to get on her good side and perhaps increase his chances of getting laid. He agrees with everything she says, compliments her and calls down other men to make himself look good. He puts his arm around her to show other guys he is targeting her and any interference is met with passive aggression. He leads her away from the group and tries to take her home with him.

A Poon Vulture is basically any drunk guy, swinger or slut that is looking for a one night stand. Most examples are men from teen-comedies who are on a quest to pick up women.

Poon Vulture by Karihwiiostha March 17, 2008

cock vulture 

a blond jewish french canadian who enjoys scavenging for cock. cock vultures are widely known for their terrible decision making skills, therefor, the cock that they recieve is rated as substandard. However, in any attempt to displease a cock vulture will result in catching the herpes and a painful death involving an auger and diposal of the body in a silo.

sara is the president of the cock vulture coalition in all of french canadia

cock vulture by japirish January 9, 2009

Culture Vulture 

A person who attempts to steal a culture to fit in with their idols and be part of a group.

Hey Jimmy you're only doing something because you're culture vulture, and get that dick out of your mouth!

Culture Vulture by J1mmyTh1cc June 24, 2017