verticaly challenged

When a midget has trouble having sex with a normal sized person

Poor little guy that girl wants to give him some pussy but he cant hit it hes verticaly challenged

by Ronin 007 February 13, 2014

vertically glad

Pertaining to the protruberance of the penis whilst engorged with blood. A euphamism for an erection.

Hey Scott, why did you walk up to the chalkboard sideways? Um, let's just say that at the time I was vertically glad and didn't feel like being the butt of a bunch of boner jokes.

by mayonasio October 11, 2014

Vertical Pocket

A slang term for vagina.

Guy 1: Dude, how'd the date go?
Guy 2: Well, let's just say I stuck it in her vertical pocket.

by Whoopdeedo December 4, 2014

vertical fornication

A management term, when a large and powerful organization is cascading incompetence from the top down.

Top level management decides to reduce front line workers to save money, but later finds out that customers are not getting the service they expect, or had received in the past..

The recent organizational changes have put the company into a vertical fornication spiral.

by oilfilter April 22, 2015

Vertigorgasm

when you cum so hard the world spins

Hold on wait a minute...ohhhh....ahhhh man that was a Vertigorgasm

by Grand Jury Fury Eddie O July 18, 2015

vertical joe

an erect penis

Look! Peter has a vertical joe in the middle of class!

by penguinlies July 11, 2017

Vertical bowling ball

To lift up a woman by her genitals. Two in the pink, vagina, and a thumb in the stink, anus.

That woman is so sexy. I'd like to give her the vertical bowling ball.

by Fart Ham Dan October 31, 2017