A nerdy way of saying "what's up?" Usually only used by nerds with at least some partial social skills. When used by a socially inept nerd, it will generally be spoken to one who wouldn't understand. This is commonly responded to with "The vast expansion of blue, or some sort of solid between it and myself"
Sheldon: "what currently has a positive verticality?"
Penny: huh?
Sheldon: I said, what currently has a positive verticality?. My god woman, can't you hear?
Penny: I meant, what did you mean by that?
Sheldon: well, since a positive value is...
Penny: Can I just say the sky?
:nerds in audience laugh:
Sheldon: Amazing, you were able to pick the right answer, though you forgot to mention the solids between it and us
Penny: Whatever, look, is Leonard home?
Penny: huh?
Sheldon: I said, what currently has a positive verticality?. My god woman, can't you hear?
Penny: I meant, what did you mean by that?
Sheldon: well, since a positive value is...
Penny: Can I just say the sky?
:nerds in audience laugh:
Sheldon: Amazing, you were able to pick the right answer, though you forgot to mention the solids between it and us
Penny: Whatever, look, is Leonard home?
by PiFreak October 7, 2009

when someone wants to kill you but cant due to it being against the law, so they make you suffer the most they can
by life is pain enjoyer January 26, 2023

A girl's pussy
Guy 1: My girlfriend cheated on me.
Guy 2: Then why are you so cheerful
Guy 1: I banged on her sister's vertical lips
Guy 2: Then why are you so cheerful
Guy 1: I banged on her sister's vertical lips
by The Real 455H0L3 June 1, 2024

A very fat vagina
by CountVonfingerbang October 4, 2015

I want to go party at after class but it will be packed, so I will be reduced to vertical dancing all night.
by msmit September 2, 2022

Definition 1: Used to mock people that are trapped in a mental institutions, insane asylums, or schizophrenic like environments.
Definition 2: May also be used to emphasize the sheer magnitude of a flex.
Definition 2: May also be used to emphasize the sheer magnitude of a flex.
Ex 1: Yo. You better prepare that ass. Wild Randy is in heat and needs to mate with another male ASAP. Vertical bar.
Ex 2: Your dad got plowed up his poop chute last night. Ask me how I know. Vertical fucking bar.
Ex 2: Your dad got plowed up his poop chute last night. Ask me how I know. Vertical fucking bar.
by Brent Watchkids December 26, 2024

Total total elapsed time for the visible part of the vertication operation of the rocket was just over 11 minutes
by GinTonic1337 October 21, 2020
