vanilla mountain

to take a shit and masturbate on it afterwards

we left a vanilla mountain outside our neighbor's door

by LooLooLoo May 12, 2014

vanilla nipples

A female with extremely pale breasts.

Zant doesn't mess with girls with vanilla nipples often because he likes Asians...but he wouldn't turn down vanilla nipples either.

by Swaggerjacker90 July 19, 2014

Vanilla Salt

When someone is pretending to be salty, or offering fake sympathy.

Example 1:
"Ouch, what a bad call."
"Get out of here with your Vanilla salt, man. You don't even like football."

by kirisame312 January 27, 2015

Vanilla Shortcake

Swirly mixture of male and female ejaculant placed upon the face of the receiving female. Typically, the male catches the female juiciness in his mouth during her climax, then drips it on the face of the female whilst producing the other half of the creamy concoction.

"She told me she's a squirter so I Vanilla Shortcaked that bitch then Racooned the fuck outta there."

by Schieze December 27, 2015

vanilla shine

When someone is radiant in the most bland way possible.

I mean he's okay, he got that vanilla shine...

by astrowebs December 3, 2019

Vanilla Swirl

A term used by swingers to describe someone who is interested in, but does not live the Lifestyle.

Yeah Jessica been asking allot of questions about swinging latley. Oh i knew she was a vanilla swirl.

by soddy by goddy January 7, 2018

ice vanilla

An expression used for being in love but still figuring life out. Sometimes you might think your crush is playing you. But then your life moves on and still in a bad mood..

Man that guy there is been ice vanilla. He hasent found a right one.

by MattWilliams52 April 11, 2017