Just simply ur mum.
by Ur mum 🦒afraid? I know 🦒🦒🦒🦒🦒🦒🦒 April 29, 2022

when someone has nothing to say to a sentence, they say the phrase "ur mum" or a "ur mum" joke since they cant think of anything else with their nincompoop brain.
"Ugh i wish you would listen to me, even my mom listens better" "probably because ur mums so fat and her ears are so big even when shes tired of your bullshit she still has to"
by the real fish comfirmed May 28, 2023

by TheRunawayWagon March 24, 2019

ur mum is a person who likes your dad. she also likes sleeping in a weekdays and being late for work. ur mum is someone you can count on to make a burnt omlet at midnight. ur mum likes going to partys celebrating kids birthday partys; and especially the random neighbor kids who lives next door which she likes more than you. she typically has a farting issue when shes at campfires.
by urmum12345 April 29, 2021

by Wikipedia boiiiiii January 11, 2019

by yeefeeree November 15, 2020
