sucking tomato juice up your ass

the impossible act implies that a person is not knowing what he or she is talking about...

you dont know what your talking about ,your sucking tomato juice up your ass!!

by hippiemick March 3, 2010

blowing smoke up your ass

To say things deliberatly to anger someone. It comes from cockfighting where they blow smoke up a roosters ass before they put him into the ring to fight.

He's just blowing smoke up your ass, ignore him.

by Javier xavier caviar June 13, 2017

stick up ass disease

someone being a major bitch constantly so people think they always have a stick up their ass

I think my boos has a case of stick up ass disease

by bretttttttttttttttttttt July 30, 2006

I'd Rather Shove Wasps Up My Ass

Yorkshire Sarcastic Reply.
The response given when asked to do something you can't be fucked doing.

Bobby: Dave, make us a brew
Dave: Nah, I'd rather shove wasps up my ass than make you a fucking brew.

by Greg_the_Smeg February 6, 2019

sitting around with your thumb up your ass

Doing nothing.

What have you been doing all day? Sitting around with your thumb up your ass?

by brando56894 November 20, 2013

fuck me up the ass and call me a bitch

When you are really surprised

Well fuck me up the ass and call me a bitch, Alex has a girlfriend.

by Coolguy69 November 22, 2016

suck my dick and eat it up my ass

Insult

To introduce a penis in a person mouth, to then proceed to introduce the tongue into somebody's ass

Human Being 1: You can't even speak proper english...
Human Being 2: You suck my dick and eat it up my ass

by Jaskins2 May 22, 2017