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ultimate cheese curl

The Ultimate Cheese Curl occurs when a male leaves himself open from the rear.... The curler grasps the curly's scrotal area in between the testies with two to five fingers..... The Curler then wraps the scrotum under the taint, and then penetrates the anus with the scrotum by pushing upwards with his fingers.....

The utter rarity and skill this takes... causes immediate Godliness.... As of now one man is known to have completed this maneuver.....
by shane mcmullan February 3, 2008
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ultimate surrender

women who fight to try and pleasure the other person till they cant take any more then the winner has to have sex with the looser
did you watch ultimate surrender

yh i dont think that she cld take any more

yh she mashed her ass up
by J4ZZM1N33 J3LLY T0T January 3, 2011
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ultimate punch

when you simultaneously punch a person with both fists, and kick them in the balls too.
guy1: aw man, did you just see that pillow biter get ultimate punched?! :O
guy2: yeah dude, he took it like a champ!
by Dongslap April 4, 2009
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Ultimately

Finally ; in the end / at most basic level
He is their father and he is ultimately responsible
by Adiym August 15, 2016
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Ultimo-Gaywad

A smelly inuit who enjoys the company of gay transexual pygmies.
Look a ulitimo gaywad
by Uzbad January 14, 2005
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ultimate frag

an extension of tea-bagging but into 1st person shooters. Best achieved in multi-player mode whereby you gun your opponent down stand over his corpse and quickly press the crouch button. As if the kill isnt bad enough, dipping your balls in your foe's dead mouth just takes the piss.
hahaha dude, you died...now you must suffer the ultimate frag
by jasoooon August 4, 2006
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ultimum verbum

The ultimum verbum fallacy is common among internet users who frequent message boards but is also commonly used throughout non-internet life. This fallacy, as it Latin name denotes, is simply the fallacy of having the last word. Most internet users who are keen on ruthlessly promoting their ideas will continue to post arguments or rebuttals in the face of overwhelming evidence to the contrary. Internet users who have strong opinions feel the need to have the last post as mark of external validation of their worldview. A key component of ultimum verbum fallacies on the internet is the a priori, metaphysical distinction between ITT and IRL: as if the events of ITT were not occurring in IRL. Another example of this fallacy is common in marriage. The husband, shackled down by the promise of sex, must obey his wife's commands no matter how unreasonable they may be. When she says "Honey, you can't have beer with your friends at the bar tonight!", the husband may chose to ignore that dictate but only to his peril. So in this case the wife presents an ultimum verbum case which any sharp husband would recognize as such but would not dare contest if he cares about getting laid on a somewhat regular basis.
Wife:"Honey, you can't have beer with your friends at the bar tonight!"
Husband:(under his breath) "Argumentum ultimum verbum."
Wife: "What did you say honey?"
Husband: "I said `Yes, dear!'"

"Well, I see your argument as illogical!"
"But all that I was arguing was that p implies q; r implies s. And if p or r is given, then q v s is given."
"Well I or no one else think in those terms in real life."
"Argumentum ultimum verbum."
"Well I don't see how invoking Latin like, the ancients invoked deities to support their causes, supports your case."
by H.W. Eugene January 8, 2009
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