twitter

A site people send things to, to prove that they are neither bored nor boring

Twitter - Think about it.

by Dialectic You May 2, 2009

Twitter

the ability of being able to tell your life story without being told no one gives a fuck.

i wish your mum didn't have twitter

by swagmeanings June 24, 2011

Twitter

Cancer

Today I used Twitter, TommyInnit was getting cancelled.

by BIG PEZ June 24, 2021

Twitter

A social networking website for twits (hence the name "Twitter") who constantly post "tweets" for everything they are doing, 24 hours a day, even though they have no followers because everyone on it other than a twit is a celebrity.

"I have just woken up at 8:00 am"

"I have just eaten a bowl of cereal"

"I have just released some shit from my butt into the toilet."

"I have just been called a twit by all 465 people who walked by me."

"I am epic" *Crash while sending*

"My computer crashed while trying to send that tweet on Twitter"

LOOK, YOU LONERS. NOBODY GIVE A FUCKING SHIT ABOUT YOUR TWEETS!!!

by likeordie November 15, 2011

Twitter

Female gooch. Twat + Shitter= Twitter.

Woman: Hey did you see what I had on my twitter the other night?

Man: No, but I could definately taste it...

by dvso November 8, 2009

Twitter

An act of sodomy in which two male partners jam their semi erect penis' into the others anus simultaneously.

"I hope I don't get a hard on tonight, Lemont and I are going to twitter."

by Merriam Websters Dictionary June 14, 2009

Twitter

The proof that some people are hopelessly dumb and self centered. Twitter is probably one of the leading causes of illiteracy in the US.

Friend #1: Did you read the tweet that I just posted
Friend #2: No, I don't need to know what you are doing all the time, I have an acutal life, so I don't use twitter

by fighter2650 December 4, 2011