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Twig

A term used in Manchester to describe a sound guy
"Aw that Liam Fray is a proper twig"
by Hjjv February 21, 2017
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fuck twig

A penis that is very thin, and often times also slightly bent, thus resembling a twig.
Cynthia: "I love Brian, and his little fuck twig."
Jennifer: " Ah, bless him."
by Monkey Bobby August 26, 2016
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Twig

Your penis is the size of a twig
by Ellarhansen October 26, 2019
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Twat Twig

A female with an overly large clitoris. A lady boner.
Also
A female still wearing a tampon when you start to have sex.
Last night, I panicked when SassieCassie took her clothes off. I was intimidated by the size of her flacid twat twig. Its almost the same size as mine.
by Rompinthomspon November 3, 2021
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Twig

Sorbet: Hey, do you know Twig?
Licorice: Oh yeah, I know them! They’re homo!
Sorbet: Mhm!! Twigs the biggest gay person I know!
by SorbetsFruity October 7, 2021
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twig !#8989

the most amazing person on this planet and deserves to be loved very much since they are the best
“twig !#8989 is so amazing, Ozzie loves him so much!!”
by Ozzie !#4592 July 23, 2021
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Friggin’ the twig

To masturbate with a semi
I had to brutally wank that out by friggin’ the twig
by I Smeldit August 31, 2021
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