Like a Dutch oven, only instead of farting under the sheets, one drops a hot steamy load of poop to marinate under the covers
by Deeznuts February 2, 2017
Get the Turkish crockpotmug. When the male is on their back and a woman is giving him a blowjob. The male then gathers the woman's hair on top of her head, and pulls her head off of his cock and puts her into cowgirl position.
Jillian had the perfect legth hair for Gregorio to perfectly execute the Turkish Cavewoman in all of it's glory.
by Slip N Slide November 11, 2018
Get the turkish cavewomanmug. when a woman eats yoghurt and biscuits and holds it in for a few days. Then you drink laxative and let rip in your partners mouth. The soggy diarrhoea mixed with the lumpy biscuits will feel like a tikka masala.
by Your nan and her cat October 13, 2020
Get the Turkish Currymug. When you bust a fat nut on your chest and use a shirt to wipe it up and accidentally wear said shirt the next day.
Fred: “Whoa, Carl, looks like you’ve got a Turkish Poncho”
Carl: (Blushing, embarrassed) “It’s icing I swear”
Carl: (Blushing, embarrassed) “It’s icing I swear”
by Inka Diplo January 23, 2018
Get the turkish ponchomug. When you and your partner are simultaneously taking a glorious shit on toilets that face each other. Then lovingly make eye contact and embrace in a passionate kiss as you both pass a climactic bowel
by Thunderwookie May 15, 2022
Get the Turkish Smoochmug. When you give a person a wedgie and rip their underwear. You then take their elastic waistband and fold it over their shoe. They’re stuck in position and struggling to escape looking like a Turk riding on a camel.
Every Christmas I give my brother-in-law a Turkish Camel. Maybe some day I’ll buy him some underwear.
by jdizzell December 25, 2021
Get the Turkish Camelmug. The act of being tied up by a Turkish man and having him beat you up then jerk your off until you’re out of semen
by Dan V and Nicky g January 3, 2021
Get the Turkish beatwankmug.