Masturbate to ejaculation and then bite at the come like a dog on a garden hose.. While dressed in clothes your mother picked out
by Brian Dillweed August 30, 2011
by MaxPowers April 20, 2005
What the above stupidasses are trying to define is titty fuck(er)...a titty tucker is a girl who tucks her breasts in to make them look smaller, as not to attract as many males.
by Douchebag March 16, 2004
Fearless teammate and hated throughout the league by many opposing fans and players. Regardless of how much time to heal before a playoff game will always look savagely beaten before that game's end.(ref. to two black eyes in gm 1 of 2004 Stanley Cup Playoffs)
by foug January 13, 2005
Two wildly homosexual morning show radio personalities on FM96 in Lovely London Ontario. These two gents ( one Ginger and one Balding self absorbed gringodick ) spin the same old mundane prepackaged rock that makes you want to take a 5/8" drill bit, insert it into a cordless drill, lock it in place, pull the trigger and jam it in your ear, and push that sucker as hard as you can into your brain until you can't hear them or Ozzy Osborne 47.638 times per day anymore.
If for some unfortunate reason you survive this mind soothing drilling excersize and can still hear the redundant so called embarrassing jokes you've heard all week, you can catch them and their same sex lovemaking live on stage at any number of summer rock festivals in the Forest City.
If for some unfortunate reason you survive this mind soothing drilling excersize and can still hear the redundant so called embarrassing jokes you've heard all week, you can catch them and their same sex lovemaking live on stage at any number of summer rock festivals in the Forest City.
Walter "Hey guys, did you hear Tucker and Taz this morning on FM96?"
Most People "No, why would I want to listen to that self righteous crap?"
Walter "No, no, it was really, really funny, Taz was talking about poop again"
Most People "Oh ya poop again.........Too bad I missed it"
Walter "Yeah it's too bad you did"
Most People "I am going to hurt you....Bad"
Most People "No, why would I want to listen to that self righteous crap?"
Walter "No, no, it was really, really funny, Taz was talking about poop again"
Most People "Oh ya poop again.........Too bad I missed it"
Walter "Yeah it's too bad you did"
Most People "I am going to hurt you....Bad"
by CheeseDumpies January 27, 2011
Conservative pundit (with libertarian leanings) who used to co-host Crossfire. Now appearing on Dancing With The Stars or some other lame reality T.V. show. Used to wear bow ties. Compared Canada to "a retarded cousin" when he himself LOOKS like the retarded cousin.
Tucker Carlson: Canada is like my retarded cousin.
Canada: Yeah, but you look like the retarded cousin. Fuck off, you dancing fool.
Canada: Yeah, but you look like the retarded cousin. Fuck off, you dancing fool.
by Marshall Rousso October 18, 2006
Bowtie wearing pussy who used to appear on "Crossfire" representing the conservative viewpoint until Jon Stewart made him his bitch on "The Daily Show".
by Samurai Sam September 29, 2006