tube of shame

The London Underground conveniently closes at night from around 0030 to 0500 (because obviously everyone's asleep then).

Catching a 'tube of shame' is when one catches one of the early morning services home after a particularly massive night out, or worse one-night-stand.

The 'shame' is normally attributed to a combination of a comedown/hang-over you have and the reflection time you have on the train as you piece together what actually happened the previous night and how to explain it to friends.

Johnny answers phone
Ben: "... what were you doing last night with that girl/boy?"
Johnny: >>No comment<<
background noise of street/trains etc...
Ben: "Where are you?"
Johnny: >>no comment<< (too hung over, tired/mashed)
Ben (smirking): "Tube of shame :)"
Johnny: >>laughs in acknowledgement and hangs up<<

by cerberus82 February 28, 2011

Tube Slimer

Inserting your penis into a wet vagina and then pulling it out and rubbing it on you partner's face

I pulled out to give her a quick tube slimer, but it led to a full face basting.

by RedDangus January 1, 2012

Tubefeed

The act of cumming in someone's throat while they are deepthroating.

He almost died last night when I tubefed him and it went into his lungs instead of his stomach.

Ready to tubefeed off my big cock, bitch?

by Sudanym August 2, 2012

Tube snack

Any type of snack that is contained in a tube, making them easy to store and transport.

Pringles. Or equivalent. If you travel, finding your favourite munchies can be tough. Regular bags of chips don't travel well. Tube snacks solve this problem.

Hey babe, grabs some tube snacks for the trip.

by White Castle lover February 11, 2014

Tubetarding

The act of constantly watching you tube bloggers talk crap for hours on end.

Alex, turn that TV off. You a have been Tubetarding for rive hours.

by Stu54 March 8, 2015

tube sock pussy

Pussy that is so worn out that the opening has lost all elasticity and gapes open like the opening on a worn out tube sock.

Melissa has been porked so many times that she has tube sock pussy. Hell, she's so loose that she couldn't use a roll of wall insulation for a tampon. It'd just fall right back out.

by 23rd Chromosome April 11, 2016

Tubersexual

People who like to float rivers in a variety of innertubes. The innertube culture in Bend, Oregon.

There are so many tubersexuals on the river today.

by ReedBendOregon July 18, 2018