Rusty Trombone

adj: description of male genitalia that is not used on a daily basis, or the inability to obtain erection when aroused.

In years, Rob had only had one intimate encounter. Though she was no toothless-wonder, rob had a rusty trombone.

by hahahaha April 19, 2006

hot trombone

A combination of a HOT CARL and a RUSTY TROMBONE. While recieving a rusty trombine, the reciever enjoys a bowel movement.

I was getting bored with rusty trombones, so I spiced it up with a Hot Trombone and scared the crap out of Jessica.

by Delta November 6, 2003

rusty trombone

when you have eaten beans and as a result have mud butt,the feamle simutaneously licks the anal cavity while giving her all at a reach around

my shit was a little runny so she used a clothespin to put on her nose as she enjoyed giving a rusty trombone, now if thats not defication i dont know what is

by balls to tha wall April 19, 2006

dirty trombone

haha when danny tells you that a kid in his class tells you that if you blow in some dudes ass hole and jack them off from the back it looks like a dirty trombone hense...dirty trombone

wow alex workman "played" the best dirty trombone on me last nite ...phew

by mikey shabsove March 12, 2004

Russian Trombone

When you turkey baste a shot of vodka into his ass, then you lick his asshole while simentaniously jerking him off. Once he finishes, he squirts the shot of vodka in your mouth.

Last night I got wasted off of Russian Trombones

by Juventude September 12, 2017

trombone pull

This is the loveing and sensual act of taint stimulization while simultaneously fingering the asshole and blowing into the pee pee hole ( man or women ).

I feel like we have reached the next level of our relationship, let's try a Trombone Pull in the back of my Ford Fiesta.

by 295! September 16, 2017

French Trombone

It is a brass instrument. It has a slide, but is also nearly impossible to play. Instead of a trigger, it has a valve to change the key signature. It is high brass and the embouchure is incredibly hard to master. Luckily, it can also go very low unlike the normal French Horn, but can also go very high unlike the Trombone. Normally the people who play it have to be incredibly determined, but also have a sense of humor. Without those two traits, it is hard to keep persistent with it. It is a cursed amalgamation of two pretty cool instruments.

"Wow dude, you play French Trombone? That seems pretty difficult. It does sound good though."

by Sockth December 9, 2018