Twumping

Taking a dump while updating your Twitter status. Does not necessarily mean you are updating your status about taking a dump.

Roger was twumping today while in the bathroom.

by alfadur August 3, 2009

Trimming the brisket

Verb: masturbate

Ryan, where you been?
Dude, I’ve been trimming the brisket.

I’m bored. I guess I’ll trim the brisket.

by Kayteebug May 31, 2019

Tripping Labe

an alternative to tripping balls or sack, tripping labe (short for labia- aka pussy lips) is when the acid/shrooms/etc really have you on your ass.

"Holy fucccckkkkkkk. I am absolutely tripping labe right now"

by allieboo72 April 23, 2022

trippinge

injury to one's ability to appreciate what is happening or in working at the same time

she called him out for trippinge"

by Marc2.0 June 19, 2023

jelly thumping

action: a game girls play at parties where they try to fuck as many fat guys as they can before the end of the night.

me and veronica were at that party last night, and she won our game of jelly thumping.

by amandaxbandana October 15, 2007

Facebook Trimming

The task of going through your whole Facebook profile and changing or removing out-dated pictures, info, and/or friends.

I was bored so I decided to do a little bit of Facebook trimming; I don't even remember why I was in some of those groups.

by IndybirdYeah November 30, 2010

horse thumping thunder cunt

either the first name you can think of when calling eachother names, or rosie o'donnell. the nastiest pussy you could ever find besides a blue waffle.

ex1:

you: hey see that horse thumping thunder cunt on tv
friend: yeah bro shes nasty as fuck

ex2:

friend: fuck you whore!
you: eat shit! you horse thumping thunder cunt!

by mike hock is huge November 23, 2011