Treesyassesti

A dangerous tree,for pets

Oh no a treesyassesti ,dont let the dog next to it

by BBbunny November 16, 2018

Treetus

Someone who is too tall to be a fetus so they are called a tree but they are a fetus at heart

Person1:your a treetus
Person2:k

by That one ren tot November 21, 2018

Trees are green.

Follows a comment in person or online where the response has no related connection to the topic. Amplifying the non-relevance of the prior response with irrelevant additional comment.

It is a sentence. Trees are green. Read the definition.

“My hair looks nice today”

Smh

by Kontinjent August 31, 2020

Treesh

A Treesh (adj) I mostly common to describe a hoe it’s also most commonly used in ny

That girl is a treesh.

by Ongoing October 16, 2020

Treetor

A person hiding in a tree with the purpose of attacking an enemy unsuspectingly. Most likely encountered in first person shooter video games.

"Hey Rich, watch out! There is a Treetor to the southwest of you..."

by Deeknoper September 7, 2021

treesha

a girl who needs dick 24/7 and fucks everyone in her sight (aka rosa)

rosa: hes cute i wanna fuck waylonn

rosa bff: can we make it a threesome

rosa: no i want his dick in me and only me

rosa bff: your such a treesha

rosa: i need atleast 10 dicks for christmas

by babytron fan #1 January 8, 2023

Counting Tweets

A term used when one is tired yet cannot sleep so they mindlessly fill their Twitter page with nonsensical Tweets in order to rack up to a predetermined number or an even number if you are OCD or superstitious. Ultimately it is the equivalent of being bored enough to watching paint dry or watching grass grow.

Greg: What'd you do last night?

Mel: Shit really. Sat online mostly Counting Tweets all night.

Greg: Damn. There really wasn't anything poppin' in downtown?

Mel: Nope. Couldn't sleep either so it sucked hardcore.

by sweet_melissa79 March 16, 2013