trailer park goatee

It's a goatee in which the beard and porn stache don't connect.

That guy looks like a loser with his trailer park goatee and his el Camino.

by NCJT May 19, 2016

Trailerham

(noun) A large woman, one of whose permanent residence is that of trailer. (residence could be singlewide, doublewide, or most typically a camper) Generally found at or near a discount store parking lot. Usually unattractive, yet nice.

Hammer: “Hey Juan , did you see Marcillo’s new HR lady?” Juan: “No Hammer, I did not” Hammer: “she’s a total trailerham.” Juan: “oh hells yeah, she is.”

by Martillo69 August 25, 2022

[white tailed deer]

young men who are preyed upon by older women.

a cougar, older woman tries to get with a white tailed deer.. cougars hunt white tailed deer.. or a guy hunted by older women

by B-Diddy83 February 18, 2009

unicorn-tailed soft bottom

A unicorn-tailed soft bottom is a person who is a designated bottom in the furry community. This individual will insert a soft-tailed butt plug into their anus and engage in sexual activities, mainly double anal penetration.

p1 - "Hey Gerard! Did you hear about Dillon? He's a UTSB!"
p2 - "That furry faggot? What's a UTSB??"
p1- "He's a unicorn-tailed soft bottom now, he likes to wear butt plugs with fancy tails on them while getting ass fucked by his friends."

by professor plums August 18, 2021

towing the trailer

When one individual positioned on all fours backs onto another individuals tongue, rear individual places his/hers tongue into the front persons anus. Thus forming a vehicle and trailer and hitching up.

Carl backed himself onto Paul’s tongue and informed Paul’s he was now the trailer. Carl enjoyed Towing the trailer.

by Top trucker April 30, 2019

trailer park treasure

a sleazy, skanky ho that you fuck right after meeting that does all the dirty nasty shit no proper lady would do and whom you would never bring home to meet your mom

Bill and Chris went out hogging and ended up meeting this trailer park treasure that they soon gang banged and left on the side of the road

by CreampieGuy June 30, 2011

trailer trash slut

A human female of breeding age with no morals who happens to live in a low end trailer park.
A woman of questionable heritage who will have sex with anyone, including relatives, in or out of the trailer park.
A tramp who will hop from trailer to trailer and shack up whoever had the best beer, the most drugs or can afford groceries.
A trailer park domeciled female who will trade sex for anything
from a Wal Mart gift card to a new pair of shoes or some booze, snort or even food stamps.

"Wanda is quite the trailer trash slut. Last night she had sex with 3 guys and today she's going to a motel with her uncle."

by jsd9632 January 7, 2012