During my two mile drive through Sacramento Traffic, I avoided three crashes and hit every red light because the dumbass in front of me slows down until he sees the pretty yellow light come.
by CraZy E August 16, 2006
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Go over there and see if you can fit your Hummer between those two human traffic cones over there. You might need to use that back up camera.
by shtoven December 13, 2010
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A game played with a doobie with many variations - the most common being where each person takes 3 tokes without exhaling and passes it on, then takes 2 tokes when the joint next reaches them (without exhaling), and then takes 1 (often large) toke before exhaling.
by GuitarDave January 14, 2008
Get the Traffic Lights mug.When you're on your way to your first music gig when your car runs out of gas. So, you play your instrument(s) until help arrives.
Person 1: Dude your late, where have you been?
Person 2: My car ran out of gas. I was stuck on the freeway. But I did make a traffic jam.
Person 1: Ahh. Failing in style.
Person 2: My car ran out of gas. I was stuck on the freeway. But I did make a traffic jam.
Person 1: Ahh. Failing in style.
by ZCrackPack March 11, 2014
Get the Traffic Jam mug.A measure of the amount of weapons of ass destruction that are lauched from ones ass during a set period.
F*ck me, what is that smell?
It's Reg, his ass traffic is high today.
Holy crap dude, thats the 5th weapon of ass destruction you've lauched in the past minute, your ass traffic must be astronomical.
It's Reg, his ass traffic is high today.
Holy crap dude, thats the 5th weapon of ass destruction you've lauched in the past minute, your ass traffic must be astronomical.
by Blastmat February 15, 2005
Get the ass traffic mug.Sad eyed motorist, waiting to make a left turn out of shopping centers, during peak traffic times. They lean forward, scooch forward in their seat, grip the wheel, and look anxiously and hopefully both ways, hoping someone will let them out.
by MsKittyKat August 12, 2007
Get the Traffic-Puppy mug.A traffic bitch is easy to spot as they maintain at least 25 to 100 yards distance away from the vehicle in front of them causing a wide gap in traffice letting anyone and everyone pull in front of them from nearby lanes. As vehicles cut them off, they further slow down to again maintain a distance from the vehicle in front of them, which in turn further slows the lane of traffic, and sometimes stops traffic in their lane entirely. A traffic bitch is the cause of a great many rear-enders and pile-ups simply due to their existence. A traffic bitch can either be male or female, is not necessarily talking on a cell phone, or smoking a cigarette, or checking their makeup in their rear view mirror, but usually seems to find their way in front of you especially if they see that you are driving aggressively. A traffic bitch does not necessarily only appear in heavy traffic, but are usually the cause of traffic if they pull out in front of smooth moving traffic and drive at least 10 miles slower than the speed limit.
A traffic bitch is by definition a bitch in traffic.
A traffic bitch is by definition a bitch in traffic.
On the way home a traffic bitch cut me off in the far left-hand lane and allowed all the cars and trucks - that I had just passed - in front of him (and me) causing me another 30 minutes of traffic time so I was late to dinner; no amount of cursing or screaming or tailgating made the traffic bitch move any faster.
by JizzMyBizz May 27, 2008
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