all toasters toast toast

The mighty words of the powerful Mario from the failed game, "Hotel Mario" for the Philips CDI.

Mario: "You know what they say, all toasters toast toast!"

by KekGuy November 16, 2017

tasty tantilizing temptress

Super Hot women makes men horny just by looking at them

Katey Segal is a super Hot tasty tantilizing temptress

by God Of the USA Hells angels January 20, 2013

Tasty Choices

The Domino's Pizza sign hung on a dorm room's doorknob to indicate that you do NOT want to enter: your roommate and his/her significant (or not) other are busy inside.

After my Chemistry pre-lab lecture, I went back to my dorm and...Tasty Choices was up. So I went to my friend's room.

by LBorealis November 2, 2009

tar toast

Tar on toast. It was made poplular by The Whitest Kids U Know, a television series.

I almost died cuz I ate that tar toast you gave me!

or

Why were you walking around at a party with tar toast on a platter?!?!?

by HackBennys June 10, 2009

firmly toasted

To Smoke weed to the point where your soo high, You start saying random ish, or just sit there staring into space.

"The twins and I went over to Marks house and got firmly toasted on the couch."

by Dblack Saturn February 3, 2015

toasted clit

When a female's clitoris absorbs an excessive amount of heat from friction during intercouse, usually a result of savage coitus

During intercourse:
Female to male: "You are going to have to stop, I cant go any more for I have a toasted clit"

by Clitsy Normas November 19, 2014

Lap Toast

Dead skin left on your lap/genital surroundings, usually after receiving oral sex from a person in the "peeling stage" of a sunburn.

The only problem with getting a bj from Sunburned Sally was the amount of lap toast she left after she was done.

by ThatsJustWeird August 18, 2012