toaster thief

When you strike out or throw someone out with swag

Joe really looks like a toaster thief on the mound.

by CrackRocket March 29, 2018

yes no toaster

The three only english words a french person that doesn't speak english knows. Often used like a running gag about someone who isn't fluent with his or her english(1) or as confusion(2).

(Imagine this dialogue is in french)
-Lucy is going to Los Angeles with you?
-Yeah but her English is really shitty.
-LOL, prepare for a lot of "yes no toasters"!

(2)Anyone: Hey! Do you know what time it is?
French: Eeeeh.... Yes no toaster!

by OranggaPA March 01, 2017

gay toaster

Toaster that only toasts dick

Fred:you get that new gay toaster
Gerald: yea my dick kinda scorched tho

by Gay rapist January 26, 2021

Toaster pussy

When you have sex with a woman with multiple diseases and come out burnt.

Man jennier is a massive toaster pussy by balls won't stop itching.

by Jaygirl93 December 10, 2018

Toaster Attack

When a sentient toaster/robot toaster's voice goes muffled and it desperately wants toast, if it does not get toast it will threaten to commit genocide until it does

Sentient Toaster(in a muffled voice): I want toast
Other person: Are you having a Toaster Attack?

by Toaster11Two June 27, 2023

toaster buns

A commanding derriere, that looks as if a toaster is smuggled under each plump & muscular cheek.

Damn Chelsea got them toaster buns, when she saunters down the street all the boys be like daaaaamn!

by BabyBoiHands May 16, 2020

Mexican toaster

When you take your dick and stick it inside of a toaster then you pour water on it for intense pleseaure

My friend Juan just did a Mexican toaster and he can never stop doing it

by Fireguy47 June 11, 2017