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Toaster Dipping

Toaster dipping is when you and your buddy get together with twelve cream trenchers and let them drench you in cream. It is the manliest activity possible.
Shang: do you wanna go toaster dipping with me
Ari: what
Shang: yeah
Ari: whats toaster dipping
Shang: real stuff for men
by Awesome Ari October 9, 2023
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toaster bath

A common way to commit suicide; Simply put a toaster in your bathtub
Kid: go kommit toaster bath
Me: ok *cries*
Unrelated gif;;
by GrandSider November 5, 2020
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gay toaster

Toaster that only toasts dick
Fred:you get that new gay toaster
Gerald: yea my dick kinda scorched tho
by Gay rapist January 26, 2021
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Dinamo toaster

Dinamo toaster (on Croatian Dinamo toaster) is a person that is acting trying to act "quirky", most commonly drinking monster energy drinks, is a pansexual lesbian binary non-binary asexual military vehicle, most likely dyed her hair multiple times in several colors, "has depression", barks at people, hangs out in large groups in public spaces, probably unironically believes in witchcraft and zodiac signs and might even watch too much anime. It is also very likely that members of the mentioned group have been trying to infiltrate political discourse but very unsuccessfully, as they are quite uneducated. Sometimes they can also be spotted wearing cat/bunny ears while playing loud music (commonly rap, rock....). They also get influenced by other subcultures such as punks, skins, metalheads, etc. They talk about their hatred towards pedophilia, yet they do get into "special contact" with people much older than them.

The term has origins in Zagreb, Croatia. Namely, Dinamo is a name of a famous Zagreb football team. Dinamo fan shop has been selling a product they named "Dinamo toaster" (toaster), it is just a regular toaster with Dinamo theme on it. It has been inspired by the "attack helicopter" meme. Any member of the LBGT community that cannot define their gender can be called a "Dinamo toaster" as an insult.

It is a pejorative term for people described above. If you want to insult "woke and alt" people like that, just yell to them "Dinamo toasters!"
Example 1:
Person 1: "Let's go to džamija (a public space in Zagreb)!"
Person 2: "No, those damn Dinamo toasters are hanging out there again."
Person 1: "Well we can throw rocks at them if you want to."
Person 2: "When are we going?"

Example 2:
Person 1: "Why is there so much trash?"
Person 2: "Oh, there were Dinamo toasters partying here yesterday."
Person 1: "Do they have any respect towards the place they live?"
Person 2: "No, they are Dinamo toasters."

Example 3:
Person 1: "Hey, wanna hang out?"
Person 2: "Sure, with who are we going with?"
Person 1: "With Emily."
Person 2: "Ew, she is such a Dinamo toaster..."
Person 1: "Hey, don't misgender Emily! Respect Emilys' pronouns, they/them and xie/xiu!"
Person 2: *sigh*
by Pigeon enthusiast February 6, 2021
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Toaster Attack

When a sentient toaster/robot toaster's voice goes muffled and it desperately wants toast, if it does not get toast it will threaten to commit genocide until it does
Sentient Toaster(in a muffled voice): I want toast
Other person: Are you having a Toaster Attack?
by Toaster11Two June 27, 2023
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Flying Toaster

(n) - A shit at work so long in duration that the screensaver on your computer activates while you are gone.
Host of meeting: I see everyone from payroll could make it, accounting - where is Chris?

Accountant: He's probably taking a Flying Toaster, he hit the mexican buffet yesterday.
by terdbyrglar January 13, 2014
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Toaster Dick

When you find your own genitalia stuck in a toaster and is slowly burning and your pubic hairs burn into ashes also new gases can be released into the air known as toasted dick gas
I have toaster dick
by Big Boy Chungus 1234 June 3, 2019
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