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Crank Tissue

A very cranky or moody person with saggy skin (hence tissue)
by ogre06 April 9, 2020
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Tissue Vandals

A tissue vandal is a janitors worst nightmare. Usually anonymous, this person (or sometimes people depending on how bad the situation is) will vandalize school toilets by using wet tissue mainly soaked with water.

There are different types of tissue vandals, the most common being the chuck'n'splat kind. These people will wet tissue and Chuck it with the aim of getting it in a high-up place (the higher, the supposedly the better)

Some tissue vandals are also soapfitti artist as well and take pleasure in smudging mirrors with the bog standard soap from the easily accessible soap dispensers
Headmaster: I'm sick and tired of these tissue vandals!
by Sai-Chan June 22, 2021
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Tissue Nut

A peanut inside of a box of tissues
I found a tissue nut the other day while blowing my nose
by BobmanChickn February 6, 2020
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tissues: four issues

Tissues and Issues is the platinum selling fifth studio album by the Welsh singer Charlotte, however the catch phrase denotes consolation for trying issues
Don't accept blow by blow, cheer up and blow up yer nose with tissues: four issues.
by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010
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The Idea Symbol Is Stuck In My Left Thumb Joints For Tulips And Lung Tissues
The Idea Symbol Is Stuck In My Left Thumb Joints For Tulips And Lung Tissues
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Goat Tissue

A goat tissue is a man in his 30's and has a goatie(beard). His name has to be Andy or Andrex because its a brand off tissues. Andy/Andrex is a very funny sarcastic person and can't sing
Look its Goat Tissue. Shit RUN
by Meanings by kiki & Niki August 8, 2018
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Tissu

It is recognized as the one and the cutest dog in the world. It is a dog that everyone loves. It has a pair of watery eyes like a diamond. Although it loves to bite people,but it is playing with you rather than biting seriously. Sometimes it looks stupidly at his master -- Jiayin. It is very afraid of Lorry's sound. Every time it hears these sounds, it will tremble and it is funny. It likes to eat hot dogs very much, everytime it can't wait and always jump on Jiayin. He is also very naughty , he likes to bite Jiayin's clothes and he gets scolded badly every time. Sometimes its owner jiayin will play some dog barking sounds to it, and it will tilt its head. It was super invincible and cute. The dog named Tissu is recognized as the most fun and cutest dog in the world.
Wawwww, look there!The dog was so cute!

Ohh, don't you know?!It called Tissu, was the super duper funniest and cutest dog in the world...

Oh,I see~
by ItsmeJY... November 24, 2021
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