Turnips Tied

To be stuck or confused; another phrase for "in a pickle"

Tommy has his turnips tied trying to answer the calculus problem.

by The Jack Vance February 3, 2023

Tube Tied

When you have to sleep with a sleep apnea mask, and during the night you roll over onto your tubes and flatten them so you don’t get your air anymore. This results in being very tiered and embarrassed in the morning.

Man… I am really falling asleep today. I rolled over and Tube Tied myself last night.

by RTFF September 10, 2011

tis chillin

tis chillin is just a word to say thats cool, thats cold, or this is awesome. it started when i was at a school in coppell TX, the phrase was a spur of the moment type of deal, but then it just became a wide-spread thing.

if a freind invites u play a game on a 52-inch plasma, and you really think it's cool. you'd say, "tis chillin"

or if a room is cold, youd say, "tis chillin in here"

by frank ptl. September 20, 2006

ti;dr

ti;dr means, Too ignorant, don't reply. It was spawned when the number of illiterate fags proliferated on the internet. In other words, it is the anti tl;dr.

OP : -insert valid point-
Failure: tl;dr <--- Omg illiteracy, so cool.
OP: ... ti;dr

by Porshea~ March 11, 2008

Tit-ties

Pasties in the form of mini business ties. Be classy while doin' the nasty.

Guy 1:"Dude, my girlfriend dressed up as a secretary for my birthday. But while she was riding me all I could concentrate on were these little mini ties swaying from her nipples."

Guy 2: "Oh man, sounds like Tit-ties. Your girl's all about class. She's a keeper dude."

by SpammyContinents July 24, 2009

the rising tied

the first album comin out from Fort Minor

hey hav u heard of The Rising Tied?
yea it supposed to be FREAKIN AWESUM

by fort minor frek December 28, 2005

tongue tied

When a dick is so big your tongue has no where to go.

Jace was so blessed down there I was tongue tied the whole time.

by farmersonly February 11, 2017