double thumper

When a man's penis is so large that the act of pulling it out on a table makes 2 thumps

All the boys in the Frat got double thumpers

by BodyBasper December 11, 2020

Thumper

a good song, when the DJ plays it the whole club starts going crazy

That new Da Baby song is a real thumper

by LordToot January 27, 2021

Kitty Thumper

Kaevon.

Sure, kitty thumper ;)

by Jennifer Rodrigo February 5, 2021

Thumper

The person who jerks off in the corner during an orgy, never gets any sex.

Brian was the thumper at our orgy last night.
You gonna get in on this or are you gonna be a thumper?
Every good orgy needs a thumper.

by Seamonkey Jenkins February 13, 2021

Andy’s Thumper

It’s not the biggest but it’s a good length but the real strength in this specimen is the speed and time it’s used, that’s why it’s called the thumper

Veronica: I had sex with Willem last night, he was huge
Ava: I had sex with Andy. Andy’s Thumper isn’t the biggest but it gets the job done

by Łøšęr March 16, 2021

Thumper

A thumper is a person that gets the bag an is a boss ass nigga no questions asked.

that’s some real thumper shit

by The first thumper April 9, 2021

Hood Thumper

Hood Thumpers are those curiously tame rabbits that come looking for a snack under the bird feeder in your urban back yard. It's not clear where they come from or where they live, but they have a greater cuteness factor than that of the urban squirrel.

Bob: "Hey Tom, your cats are freaking out on the back porch, what's up with that?"

Tom: "Oh, they're really into those Hood Thumpers that are grazing beneath the bird feeders. Be careful when you step out or you'll trip over one!"

by yamageke July 7, 2011