Clashcranking on the Throne

The act of masturbating, taking a shit on the toilet, and playing clash royale all at the same time.

Denis: Yo Izzy, did you know that Chris was Clashcranking on the Throne yesterday?
Izzy: Wow, Chris is really fucking disgusting

by ClashMaster88 July 22, 2025

Throne Fuck

The act of intentionally revealing plot details and twists to Game Of Thrones to someone who has not yet seen that episode in the series for the purposes of ruining their viewing experience/lives.

Person 1: Dude, Eddard Stark got beheaded!
Person 2: Fuck! I haven't seen that episode yet!?!
Person 1: I know, I totally just throne fucked you!

by Hamdizzle April 12, 2015

Game of Thrones

"Game of Thrones" usually refers to the loss of social life and istant failure on every aspect of life due to addiction to this goddamn life ruining show.

Also includes a lot of incest.

Friend 1: You should check out that HBO show, Game of Thrones! It's incredible.
---2 episodes later---
Friend 2: It's so good, I cannot stop watching it!
Friend 1: (Yes, my plan was successful. Now I won't suffer alone. I'll see you in hell after you fail all your final exams!)

by Frz Man February 18, 2018

Thrones

Slang for the television show, "Game of Thrones".

"remember when we used to watch thrones?" said Meghan, " lol. i was thinkin bout that today."

by MamaNasty November 22, 2023

Throne Sick

The inability to pass a bowel movement on a toilet that isn't your toilet at home

Just looking at the Starbucks toilet made me throne sick.

I can only travel one week at a time because I get throne sick.

by golduck December 17, 2011

Shattering the porcelain throne

Pooping so hard you shatter your toilet
Used in a joking manner

I just spent an hour shattering the porcelain throne 😭 or I just shattered my porcelain throne

by theduchess22 February 1, 2025

Coming for the throne

Staying on the grind with sports. never giving up, and doing a lot better than you did last year.

I didn’t make the basketball team this year. I’m going to practice every day during off season. So that next year I make the team and be even better than I was before. So I’m coming for the throne

by Ava the goat October 27, 2020