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Thor

adj./adv.

1. to be awesome beyond contemplation 2. to be so good looking that one is attractive to every person in a mile diameter 3. to be incredibly smart and be above Einsteins level of smartness 3. Be a god in human form 5. To have people begging you to be their god and all ruling leader

noun

1. one who is awesome beyond contemplation (not to be confused with one who is "pious beyond reason") 2. one who destroys in all that he/she does

verb

1. to thor someone so badly the thored person begs to "take it in the face" 2. to win at a competetion so completely that the loser is glad to have lost 3. to commit an act of awesome or divine magnitude
adj./adv.
"That stunt is so thorly."

"Man: That man is thorly enough to make me gay even though I am super straight and he is awesome and super handsome. Multiple Women: We agree."

"That thor aced the test."

"Kobe Bryant almost dunked that ball thorly but even he was not good or worthy enough.
noun

"The world's greatest person was beaten in karate death combat by a Sigthor."

"Man! Incredibly smart thor here won in incredible fashion at chinese chess again!"

verb

"Loser: Dude...I am not ashamed there was no way I would win. You thored me. May I take it in the face? Humble Victor: No you do not deserve to take it in the face from me."
"Jesus thored those Romans."
"He walked into the room so thorly that everyone swarmed him trying to get a piece of his sexy and lovely body."
by Harambe4prez December 1, 2016
mugGet the Thormug.

Thors hammer

When you put wet concrete on your erect cock and wait for it to dry and try to lift it with your cock
by I AM THOR THE GOD January 25, 2025
mugGet the Thors hammermug.

Thor

Awesome. Really Awesome. Notice the obvious Capital A of Awesome, you douchebag. Because it really is Awesome. In fact, forget about it being Awesome. Its AWESOME.
Today was a really Thor day. I f*cked Mary!
by THE Thor May 25, 2011
mugGet the Thormug.

Thor

I love thor
by Noika May 6, 2019
mugGet the Thormug.

Thor

The fat ass who is unhappy that his mom died. And so he goes home and plays Fortnite like a virgin
Me: Your such a Thor
Friend: Just because I play Fortnite doesn't mean I'm Thor
by tHOR fAG April 29, 2019
mugGet the Thormug.

Thor

Hey look its Thor!
do you mean chris hemsworth with a hammer
oh yeah I do
by TheGoldenGame October 7, 2020
mugGet the Thormug.

Thor Hallvard

A tall mafakka.
To be Thor Hallvard. To be a tall mafakka.
by Dat boio November 9, 2017
mugGet the Thor Hallvardmug.

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