Taint Strainer

When someone has really long hair and washes it but doesn't wash the crack of their ass or asshole for days at a time and the hair matts up and catches like a strainer in their poop dungeon.

Look at this wad I just pulled out of my asshole. My taint strainer was filled to capacity.

by Christine Spencer July 17, 2011

Taint Gravy

The sweat that is produced in the taint on REALLY hot days.

Dude! It's so hot, I'm makin' taint gravy here!

by SexyGorilla August 27, 2013

taint sniffer

One who does the 2 finger rub on down there and sniff checks to see they are clean.

Man, you see that taint sniffer elbow deep in is drawers, turn and sniff his fingers.... dude needs to shower.

by pcboro January 3, 2016

Taint-rippling fart

A fart so loud and powerful that not only will you worry if you've sharted, but the shock waves created by the booming sound, will ripple the skin along your taint.

Peggy Sue got the shock of her life. With Pete going down on her after their meal of chilli with beans, she let rip with what Pete later described as a taint-rippling fart. He could see the skin of her taint ripple with the explosion emanating from her arse.

by Dick Examiner January 14, 2018

taintcord

The taintcord is a thin line almost vien like skin that comes from the taint and parts a mans nut sack running all the way up the bottom of his cock.

I have a ingrown hair right on my taintcord.

by Josey Wells May 3, 2018

thict

To describe if someone is both Thick and Fit.

Wow ImKodi is so Thict just like curtis.

by Frezzyboy June 12, 2018

taint toaster

A car seat with a warming feature.

It was cold outside but after a few minutes in my car and the taint toaster set to high she was definitely warmed up in all the important places and ready to go!

by Voxpopeye February 26, 2018