model-thin

As thin as a model, particularly a runway/catwalk model. Very thin with essentially no visible fat. Abdomen is either flat or concave. Hip bones and the lower edges of the rib cage rise above the valley of the abdomen created between them. Real breasts are not present (or at least prominent) as breasts are filled with fat that has been stripped away by calorie deprivation. Small breast "buds," comparable to those of slim girls in the earliest stages of puberty, may be present. Artificial breasts are often present as they are composed of materials that cannot be digested to support metabolism, and the modeling industry seems to prefer them. Cheeks are concave and cheek-bones are prominent. Thighs are not much, if any, thicker than the calves. When the model stands with her feet together, her thighs do not touch each other and she creates the approximation of a one-dimensional line protruding perpendicular to the plane of the floor.

I understand that in order to be model-thin, women must endure constant hunger, hunger-headaches, coldness, frequent colds/flu, and often abuse drugs such as cocaine and cigarettes. Even when they have little body fat, they use laxatives and enemas to minimize their waists. Some force themselves to vomit food they have unintentionally eaten. None the less, I am ashamed to admit that I am enthralled with the sylphic beauty of women who are model thin. I have tried for two decades to ignore or change this attraction, but I cannot shake it.

by wouldaben December 13, 2010

The thin and dirties

The term used for when you leave a right mess in the toilet bowl, especially the runny form of your shit- otherwise known as diarrhea.

"Aghh, those chips and salsa, 4 candy bars, and a liter of soda didn't sit well in my stomach. Gave me the thin and dirties!"

Person A: "Hey your pants are all brown on the back."
Person B: "Yeah, I've got the thin and dirties."

by Sha'neeqa October 5, 2009

The Old Lady Thin Lip

When someone is giving a blowjob and they tuck their teeth behind their lips, making their face look like an old lady with no teeth, gummin' your dick around her mouth.

She's hot, but she gave me the old lady thin lip on my tip.

by Chingthething December 11, 2017

pissing on thin ice

To clearly give no fucks even if you are already on thin ice.

Dave lost two accounts yesterday, and has now taken the day off. He is really pissing on thin ice.

by Darksabre1 June 16, 2020

bone-thin

cut down to absolute minimum.

We've cut our business resources down bone-thin.

by Tady Bare August 1, 2014

Mini Thin

1. a diet pill containing ephidrene. Works like speed. Some call it "kiddie Coke" for the abuse some use the drug for.

2. a hip hop artist from West Virginia.

1. i ate 3 Mini Thin's now i can't sleep.

2. two Mini Thin pills and i'm wired for hours!

3. Mini Thin tore up that fat black dude in that MC battle.

4. Mini Thin makes Country Hip Hop music and is related to acts like: Kid Rock, Lil Wyte, Haystak and Boondox.

by KnowItAll12345 May 13, 2010

pull a wheat thin

The act of getting completely smashed and doing something dumb.

Guy 1: "I can't hang out tonight, I'm going to Jay's party."
Guy 2: "Oh, well don't pull a wheat thin like you did last time; that picture is still all over everyone's Myspace."

by Kasey W. January 8, 2008