Mum: If you don't stop crying about McDonald's giving you a girl's toy instead of a boy's toy, I'm going to give you a thick ear.
by Terrum December 19, 2019

To be extremely thick and voluptuous, which includes having big and/or supple breasts, hips, thighs and butt.
by PowerThick Queen April 23, 2018

by RazzleDazzleDoge November 18, 2019

An ugly, third-rate Justin Timberlake impersonator with all the charisma and suaveness of a creepy, desperate lounge lizard.
Mary: Did you see that guy who sang "Cry Me a River" at karaoke last night? He was totally staring at me with his tongue hanging out and making kissy faces from across the bar. Gross!!
Sue: Eeeew. What a total Robin Thicke!!
Sue: Eeeew. What a total Robin Thicke!!
by Ser Davos Seaworth September 3, 2013

(Walking up the sidewalk you spot someone in front of you)
"Ooooooonweeee!!! All that ass!!! God damn she Bout thick af , make me wanna pop a band on it!
"Ooooooonweeee!!! All that ass!!! God damn she Bout thick af , make me wanna pop a band on it!
by Thick af March 23, 2017

A famous instagram model. Has an androgynous face with a thick, luscious booty. Will make any straight man question their sexuality
Friend 1: "Damn, I wanna smash Timmy Thick"
Friend 2: "Ayo, what?"
Friend 1: "Oh I almost forgot, no homo doe"
Friend 2: "Ayo, what?"
Friend 1: "Oh I almost forgot, no homo doe"
by Josh Your Mans December 14, 2017

by werdsmith April 9, 2009
